Obama loves Suno; Suno loves us; Michelle Obama loves Hara Partners

From the fine folks at Glamour Magazine comes a startling insight about Michelle Obama’s taste in tech. Apparently—well, apparent if you’re a fan of fallacy-filled syllogisms—the First Lady is quite fond of a certain New York Magento Development company (hint: it’s Hara Partners).

See, Mrs. Obama—already heralded by many in the fashion community as a haute-couture treasure-hunter of sorts for her ability to unearth fashion finds (see Wu, Jason)—was recently photographed wearing a top by the Brooklyn-based label SUNO (that’s the Mrs. O loves SUNO part of the title). What the Glamour folks don’t know is that SUNO also has impeccable taste…in Magento Development companies (oh snap!). That’s right, Hara Partners (yes, THE Hara Partners) is the party behind www.sunony.com, the clothiers’ fantastic U.S. website (that’s the SUNO loves Hara Partners part).
I’m sure those of you well grounded in classical logic don’t need me to spell this out, but I’ll do it anyway for the rest of us:

Fact 1: Michelle Obama loves SUNO
Fact 2: SUNO loves Hara Partners (what’s not to love, amirite?)
Ergo, (prepare for mind-blowage) “Fact” 3: Michelle Obama MUST love Hara Partners!!!!!

Isn’t logic wonderful?